Administratium: lätt om världens tyngsta ämne

Publicerad 10 juli 2013 | 1 kommentar

I förra inlägget försökte jag systematisera de typer av administration som ökar.
Det blev ju lite tungt. Här kommer en annan som försökt foga in administration i ett system – det periodiska systemet:

”The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered at a major U.S. university. The element, tentatively named administratium, has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic number of 0. However, it does have one neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons and 111 assistant vice neutrons, which gives it an atomic mass of 312. (…)

Administratium impedes every reaction it comes in contact with. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of administratium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would have normally occurred in less than a second.

Administratium has a normal half-life of approximately three years, at which time it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which assistant neutrons, vice neutrons and assistant vice neutrons exchange places. Some studies have shown that the atomic mass actually increases after each reorganization.”
William DeBuvitz: New chemical Element Discovered (The Physics Teacher, jan 1989)

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